11.22.2011

To Sleep, or Not To Sleep? : Death By Research Paper

I am quickly realizing how important sleep is. After a solid 43 hours of zero sleep last week I essentially went crazy. My roommate became so worried that she effectively forced me to go to bed. She didn’t exactly tuck me in and stand over me until I fell asleep, but she might as well have. On Wednesday morning I awoke at 9 am and went to school and fulfilled my social needs until about 11 pm when I finally returned to my dorm room to work on the final draft of a ten-page paper, of which I had written one page, that was due at 1:35 pm the next day. I bought two energy drinks and got started at about 12:30 am (I am a clutch player, meaning I work best under pressure and pull through in the last few minutes, or in my case hours, of the game). So I got started on my paper and was done by 8 am. I was still feeling jolted from the heavily-caffeinated drinks I had consumed, and I decided to go on a jog. To the store. To buy more energy drinks. I admit it, I’m weak. Regardless, I bought two more and ran home, showered and went to class, drinks safely stowed in my backpack in case of an emergency. Ten minutes into my first class I started to crash.

SOLUTION: open energy drink number three!

I finished it over the course of a few hours and was feeling good. I revised my paper a bit and, though I was only marginally happy with the result, I know I could have done better and I knew exactly how to improve it, I rushed to class and handed it in. Once rid of the cause of my first college all-nighter, I turned my attention to the reasons for a second potentially sleepless night: an eight-page and a two-page paper, both due the next day. Unfortunately, both lack of sleep and the prospect of the midnight showing of Breaking Dawn that night made me excitable and I couldn’t possibly concentrate on ten more pages worth of writing. Long story short, I attempted to work on the paper, read a book, did other homework, and hung out with my friends until dinner time. Until then I had been in a crazy mood, but as my originally vast store of caffeine dwindled, as did my fun and erratic mood. When I’m tired I get sassy and have more attitude than anyone I know. So when I was turned away from the cannon center for wearing leggings I almost lost it. I was hungry, tired, and more irritable than ever. I contemplated yelling at the poor cashier and walking in anyway, until my roommate, Emily, saw the danger sings and pulled me away. To spite the girl I put on the tightest black pants I own, in an attempt to make them seem like leggings... mature, right?

I digress, this is just an example of how ridiculous I get when I don’t get at least some measure of sleep. After the midnight movie, I came back and got working on my paper at about 3:30 am. Emily was worried about me and had hidden my fourth energy drink and told me to go to bed. once I hit that 43 hour mark and had no caffeine to power my brain, I was out like a light. Basically, I learned that sleep is necessary and energy drinks are probably not that good for my health.

5 comments:

  1. Your post raises some serious concerns in me. You might consider doing some research on the effects of those spiked caffeine drinks. I think you may be putting your health at risk with them and the lack of sleep. Procrastination won't bring the results you want.
    In addition, your lack of participation in peer reviews dilutes the help you can provide someone else.

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  2. I honestly can't believe you did this... You're way too reckless Sammy. You do what you got to do.

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  3. I know you shouldn't do that and all, but this post made me real glad because I did a lot of the same things the night before that rough draft was due. I think I went to bed at about 9:30 the morning before it was due. Oh, college.

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  4. Wow. That's awesome. I could never do it . . . but all the power to ya. That's impressive, my friend

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  5. I agree with Missionary Mom :-).

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